World's Worst FanFic: Invasion of the Typo Demon. By: Triceratron the Bonehead.

Scene: Predacon ship, Inferno's quarters (a tiny little unfurnished room with pictures of Megatron all over the walls). Inferno stands in the center and points his gun at the camera

Inferno: You shall BUUUUURRRRNNNN traitor!

Camera shifts behind him to show him aiming at a small plush Velociraptor. He fires, igniting the stuffed animal. Megatron appears at the doorway.

Megatron: Inferno, my Dinobot voodoo doll!

Quickstike appears

Quickstrike: Yeee Haaaawww! I'll get the marshmallows!!

Megatron (to Quickstrike): Wait for me.

Soon the entire room is filled with Predacons roasting marshmallows. Blackarachnia doesn't have any.

Blackarachnia: Ohhh, I want a marshmallow.

She looks around, then grabs Waspinator and opens his head. She pulls out something marshmallow-like and puts it on a stick.

Waspinator: Wazzzzpinator wantzzzzz his brain back!

She hands him a scorched marshmallow.

Back on the Maximal ship

Optimus: What's going on?

Cheetor: Not much, sweetcheeks.

Director (OS): Cut! I will have none of that in my episode.

Cheetor: Foolish human. You die now!

Cheetor uses cheetahgun to turn director into pile of green ash.

Cheetor: That's better. Where were we?

Rhinox walks in with a gunlike device.

Cheetor: What'ya doin big green? Gotta new toy?

Rhinox: I've built a device to generate a quantum surge like the one that turned you into a Transmetal.

Cheetor: Why?

Rhinox(angry): Cause I felt like it.

Rhinox uses device on himself.

TM Rhinox: Now I'm a Transmetal!

Cheetor: You're also hideous.

TM Rhinox: Arrrrrghghhhhhh! Where are my chainguns?!?!

Optimus: We all got new weapons. It was a marketing ploy.

TM Rhinox: Well, there's this ugly sword, but I don't know what else--

The wall behind him explodes.

TM Rhinox: That must be it.

Cheetor: Agggghhhhh! Did that come from where I thought it did?

Optimus: Yep. It's "The Low Road" all over again.

TM Rhinox: Don't laugh at me! I was like you once!

Cheetor: You're like us now.

Optimus: We all like you now.

Cheetor: I like pie.

TM Rhinox: Slag.

Slag: What? Slag like. Rhino bot ugly but Slag like.

Cheetor: Where'd you come from?

Slag: Slag...not...know...? Me kidnapped from home by story editors!

At the Predacon base, a hand comes out of the lava pool.

Terrorsaur: I'm changed!

Scorponok: I'm changed, too! Megatron!

Megatron appears.

Megatron: What happened to you?

Scorponok: I errr...NARF!

Megatron: What? And how did you get so small?

Scorponok: I don't *ZORT* know!

Scorponok looks at Terrorsaur that now towers above him. He then looks back at Megatron.

Scorponok: So what are we gonna do tonight, Bra--errrr--Megatron?

Megatron: What we always do--attack the Maximals base for no apparent reason!

COMMERCIAL

Back on the Axalon...

Rhinox: This device will turn anyone who is not a Transmetal into one.

Rattrap: And if they are one already?

Optimus picks it up and looks down the barrel.

Rhinox: It would have unexpected results.

Optimus triggers the device and becomes Optimal Optimus.

Optimal Optimus: Agggghhhh!! Now I'm ugly!

Cheetor: You really be ugly now. I won't date you anymore.

Dinobot enters the room. Optimus is still messing with the device. It goes off pointed at Dinobot.

TM Dinobot: Gah!! You oaf! And I still don't have my rigid grille structure.

Optimus: Rhinox this thing is defective! Everything it fires at, it makes ugly.

Dinobot: Oooooo, this could be our ultimate weapon. We could make all the Predacons too ugly to work together.

Rattrap: They're already ugly. That has never stopped them.

Silverbolt enters and looks startled.

Optimus: What?

Silverbolt: You look different than I expected.

Optimus: We've had some interesting times. What's with you? Are you still trying to change Blackarachnia into a Maximal?

Silverbolt: No. She's bad--and I like it. I'm going to change Inferno instead.

Optimus: Are you a fool?

Silverbolt: I won't take this kind of treatment. I'm going where I'm appreciated.

Silverbolt throws a bomb at the wall and flies away.

Optimus: Slag.

Slag: What?

Optimus: Nothing.

COMMERCIAL

Rattrap: Where are those Commercials coming from?

COMMERCIAL

Optimus: Shut up Rattrap, or we'll never finish this episode.

Predacons attack the base.

Megatron(yells): Maximals shall die, yesssss.

Rhinox's device falls onto the ground and fires through the hole in the wall. Hits Waspinator.

TM Waspinator: Wazzpinator finally gets his cool jet mode!

Airhammer: Awk! Feeding Frenzy!

Cheetor: Is this in the script?

Optimus: What script?

Cheetor: There's no script? Slag.

Slag: What?

The quantum device falls out onto the ground and fires at Blackarachnia.

TM Blackarachnia: Agggghhhh!! I used to be beautiful!

Silverbolt: You got damn ugly.

Dinobot, Blackarachnia, and Scorponok get together.

Scorponok: What are we gonna do now?

Dinobot: I don't know.

Blackarachnia: I'm hungry. Let's go to MacDonalds.

All: Did somebody say MacDonalds?(TM)

Dinobot gets hit by barrage of laserfire. Dies.

Dinobot(last words): Slag.

Slag: WHAT?!?

Optimus: By Primus, you killed Dinobot!

Stasis pod falls out of sky into the middle of the battle. Scans bat and bull.

New toy character: I am--

Barrage of laserfire hits new character. Dies.

Mainframe executive: It cost us 140 million dollars to make that character! You KILLED IT!

Optimus: He died a hero.

Cheetor: Foolish human! You die now!

Uses cheetahgun to turn Mainframe executive into small pile of green ash.

Optimus: Quit doing that! If we run out of humans, our show will be cancelled.

Cheetor: Shut up you!

Rattrap: I found the script! It says that some freelance writer wrote this.

Cheetor: Good. Bob and Larry will not have to die for this one.

Rattrap: The name is "Attack of the Typo Demon" though. Where is he?

COMMERCIAL

Rattrap: Blasted Commercial!

COMMECIAL

Rattrap: Slag.

Slag: What?

Typo Demon: I ma ehre!

Optimus: Hhuhn?

Tyop Demaon: Em hsall runi oyur scirpt! oN oen ashll nudrestnad oyu!

Rttrapa: Hes' write! eW muts stpo himm!1 Sgla!

Sgla: Watt?

Barrage of laserfire destroys Typo Demon.

Rattrap: That was easy.

Cheetor: This isn't much of a script anyway.

Silverbolt goes to Inferno

Silverbolt: Your inner Maximal goodness shall change you!

Inferno: Fool!

Inferno shoots flames at him.

Silverbolt: You--SHOT--me!

Inferno: Of course I did. You shall burrrrnnnnn!!

Silverbolt burrrrnnnnnnssss.

Scorponok: You've got a spot of fire on your head, narf!

Fire burns all of Silverbolt's hair and feathers off.

Blackarachnia: Now who's the ugly one?

Quantum device fires at Inferno.

Scavanger: Why did my name change?

Optimus: Shameless marketing ploy.

Cheetor: This entire show is a shameless marketing ploy.

Rattrap: This episode is never going to make it onto the air.

COMMERCIAL

Rattrap: What's with these constant comm--

COMMERCIAL

Optimus: Slag.

Slag: WHAT ME DO ALREADY!?!?

Megatron tries to sneak up behind Rhinox. He explodes.

Rhinox: Oops. Sorry.

Megatron's severed head: This is the most humiliating defeat of my entire career!

Predacons retreat.

Maximals: We've won!

Cheetor: What happens now?

Optimus: The show is over.

Cheetor: Oh. I like pie.

THE END

Bob: Who wrote this crap?

Larry: I don't know. Let's just give it to those World's Worst FanFic people on the internet. They'll like it. They like anything.

Bob: Are you sure?

Larry: What do you think Mikey?

Mikey nods.

Larry: See, even Mikey likes it.

Bob: Bwhahahahahahaha! Yesssss....