World's Worst FanFic: Invasion of the Typo Demon. By: Triceratron the Bonehead.
Scene: Predacon ship, Inferno's quarters (a tiny little unfurnished room with pictures of Megatron all over the walls). Inferno stands in the center and points his gun at the camera
Inferno: You shall BUUUUURRRRNNNN traitor!
Camera shifts behind him to show him aiming at a small plush Velociraptor. He fires, igniting the stuffed animal. Megatron appears at the doorway.
Megatron: Inferno, my Dinobot voodoo doll!
Quickstike appears
Quickstrike: Yeee Haaaawww! I'll get the marshmallows!!
Megatron (to Quickstrike): Wait for me.
Soon the entire room is filled with Predacons roasting marshmallows. Blackarachnia doesn't have any.
Blackarachnia: Ohhh, I want a marshmallow.
She looks around, then grabs Waspinator and opens his head. She pulls out something marshmallow-like and puts it on a stick.
Waspinator: Wazzzzpinator wantzzzzz his brain back!
She hands him a scorched marshmallow.
Back on the Maximal ship
Optimus: What's going on?
Cheetor: Not much, sweetcheeks.
Director (OS): Cut! I will have none of that in my episode.
Cheetor: Foolish human. You die now!
Cheetor uses cheetahgun to turn director into pile of green ash.
Cheetor: That's better. Where were we?
Rhinox walks in with a gunlike device.
Cheetor: What'ya doin big green? Gotta new toy?
Rhinox: I've built a device to generate a quantum surge like the one that turned you into a Transmetal.
Cheetor: Why?
Rhinox(angry): Cause I felt like it.
Rhinox uses device on himself.
TM Rhinox: Now I'm a Transmetal!
Cheetor: You're also hideous.
TM Rhinox: Arrrrrghghhhhhh! Where are my chainguns?!?!
Optimus: We all got new weapons. It was a marketing ploy.
TM Rhinox: Well, there's this ugly sword, but I don't know what else--
The wall behind him explodes.
TM Rhinox: That must be it.
Cheetor: Agggghhhhh! Did that come from where I thought it did?
Optimus: Yep. It's "The Low Road" all over again.
TM Rhinox: Don't laugh at me! I was like you once!
Cheetor: You're like us now.
Optimus: We all like you now.
Cheetor: I like pie.
TM Rhinox: Slag.
Slag: What? Slag like. Rhino bot ugly but Slag like.
Cheetor: Where'd you come from?
Slag: Slag...not...know...? Me kidnapped from home by story editors!
At the Predacon base, a hand comes out of the lava pool.
Terrorsaur: I'm changed!
Scorponok: I'm changed, too! Megatron!
Megatron appears.
Megatron: What happened to you?
Scorponok: I errr...NARF!
Megatron: What? And how did you get so small?
Scorponok: I don't *ZORT* know!
Scorponok looks at Terrorsaur that now towers above him. He then looks back at Megatron.
Scorponok: So what are we gonna do tonight, Bra--errrr--Megatron?
Megatron: What we always do--attack the Maximals base for no apparent reason!
COMMERCIAL
Back on the Axalon...
Rhinox: This device will turn anyone who is not a Transmetal into one.
Rattrap: And if they are one already?
Optimus picks it up and looks down the barrel.
Rhinox: It would have unexpected results.
Optimus triggers the device and becomes Optimal Optimus.
Optimal Optimus: Agggghhhh!! Now I'm ugly!
Cheetor: You really be ugly now. I won't date you anymore.
Dinobot enters the room. Optimus is still messing with the device. It goes off pointed at Dinobot.
TM Dinobot: Gah!! You oaf! And I still don't have my rigid grille structure.
Optimus: Rhinox this thing is defective! Everything it fires at, it makes ugly.
Dinobot: Oooooo, this could be our ultimate weapon. We could make all the Predacons too ugly to work together.
Rattrap: They're already ugly. That has never stopped them.
Silverbolt enters and looks startled.
Optimus: What?
Silverbolt: You look different than I expected.
Optimus: We've had some interesting times. What's with you? Are you still trying to change Blackarachnia into a Maximal?
Silverbolt: No. She's bad--and I like it. I'm going to change Inferno instead.
Optimus: Are you a fool?
Silverbolt: I won't take this kind of treatment. I'm going where I'm appreciated.
Silverbolt throws a bomb at the wall and flies away.
Optimus: Slag.
Slag: What?
Optimus: Nothing.
COMMERCIAL
Rattrap: Where are those Commercials coming from?
COMMERCIAL
Optimus: Shut up Rattrap, or we'll never finish this episode.
Predacons attack the base.
Megatron(yells): Maximals shall die, yesssss.
Rhinox's device falls onto the ground and fires through the hole in the wall. Hits Waspinator.
TM Waspinator: Wazzpinator finally gets his cool jet mode!
Airhammer: Awk! Feeding Frenzy!
Cheetor: Is this in the script?
Optimus: What script?
Cheetor: There's no script? Slag.
Slag: What?
The quantum device falls out onto the ground and fires at Blackarachnia.
TM Blackarachnia: Agggghhhh!! I used to be beautiful!
Silverbolt: You got damn ugly.
Dinobot, Blackarachnia, and Scorponok get together.
Scorponok: What are we gonna do now?
Dinobot: I don't know.
Blackarachnia: I'm hungry. Let's go to MacDonalds.
All: Did somebody say MacDonalds?(TM)
Dinobot gets hit by barrage of laserfire. Dies.
Dinobot(last words): Slag.
Slag: WHAT?!?
Optimus: By Primus, you killed Dinobot!
Stasis pod falls out of sky into the middle of the battle. Scans bat and bull.
New toy character: I am--
Barrage of laserfire hits new character. Dies.
Mainframe executive: It cost us 140 million dollars to make that character! You KILLED IT!
Optimus: He died a hero.
Cheetor: Foolish human! You die now!
Uses cheetahgun to turn Mainframe executive into small pile of green ash.
Optimus: Quit doing that! If we run out of humans, our show will be cancelled.
Cheetor: Shut up you!
Rattrap: I found the script! It says that some freelance writer wrote this.
Cheetor: Good. Bob and Larry will not have to die for this one.
Rattrap: The name is "Attack of the Typo Demon" though. Where is he?
COMMERCIAL
Rattrap: Blasted Commercial!
COMMECIAL
Rattrap: Slag.
Slag: What?
Typo Demon: I ma ehre!
Optimus: Hhuhn?
Tyop Demaon: Em hsall runi oyur scirpt! oN oen ashll nudrestnad oyu!
Rttrapa: Hes' write! eW muts stpo himm!1 Sgla!
Sgla: Watt?
Barrage of laserfire destroys Typo Demon.
Rattrap: That was easy.
Cheetor: This isn't much of a script anyway.
Silverbolt goes to Inferno
Silverbolt: Your inner Maximal goodness shall change you!
Inferno: Fool!
Inferno shoots flames at him.
Silverbolt: You--SHOT--me!
Inferno: Of course I did. You shall burrrrnnnnn!!
Silverbolt burrrrnnnnnnssss.
Scorponok: You've got a spot of fire on your head, narf!
Fire burns all of Silverbolt's hair and feathers off.
Blackarachnia: Now who's the ugly one?
Quantum device fires at Inferno.
Scavanger: Why did my name change?
Optimus: Shameless marketing ploy.
Cheetor: This entire show is a shameless marketing ploy.
Rattrap: This episode is never going to make it onto the air.
COMMERCIAL
Rattrap: What's with these constant comm--
COMMERCIAL
Optimus: Slag.
Slag: WHAT ME DO ALREADY!?!?
Megatron tries to sneak up behind Rhinox. He explodes.
Rhinox: Oops. Sorry.
Megatron's severed head: This is the most humiliating defeat of my entire career!
Predacons retreat.
Maximals: We've won!
Cheetor: What happens now?
Optimus: The show is over.
Cheetor: Oh. I like pie.
THE END
Bob: Who wrote this crap?
Larry: I don't know. Let's just give it to those World's Worst FanFic people on the internet. They'll like it. They like anything.
Bob: Are you sure?
Larry: What do you think Mikey?
Mikey nods.
Larry: See, even Mikey likes it.
Bob: Bwhahahahahahaha! Yesssss....