Q: How many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? A: 5: one to abduct a light bulb, one to probe the socket, one to create an alien/earth bulb hybrid, one to change the bulb, and one to wipe the mind of the poor sap that saw it all. Q: How many alien abductees does it take to change a light bulb? A: "I told you before, the alien held out his finger and levititated the bulb, and then changed it using telepathy. Then he probed me." Q: How many Men in Black does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Hey Slick, we own the patent on an alien design of lightbulb that never burns out." Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to screw you on the bill. Q: How many Transformers does it take to change a light bulb? A: More than Meets the Eye (TM). Q: How many Autobots does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to try and open the matrix to "save them in their darkest hour", and one to do it. Q: How many Decepticons does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They get angry and blow up the socket. Q: How many Maximals does it take to change a light bulb? A: Optimus: "I wouldn't ask you to do anything I wasn't willing to do myself." Rattrap: "Why doesn't Dinobutt do it?" Dinobot: "You do it vermin!" Cheetor: "I'll be finished in a minut-oops, I dropped it!" Tigatron: "I live in the wilderness and have no need of artificial lighting." Rhinox: "I'm programming Sentinel to change all the light bulbs on the Axalon automatically!" Silverbolt: "It's against my morals to grab a light bulb in that way!" Airazor: "Good grief, I'll do it!" Q: How many Predacons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Megatron: "I thought I told you dolts to do it an hour ago!" Blackarachnia: "I'll have to steal a new light bulb from Megatron. I'll use Waspinator to decoy the defenses!" Waspinator:*bzzzzzap! crunch!* "Waspinator just sit here and suffer, don't worry about Waspinator. Waspinator just drag himself to the CR tank." Tarantulus: "Heheheheheh! In a minute Megatron(Tin Tyrant!)" Quickstrike: "Can't I just make the old one suffer?" Inferno: "Buuurn traitor bulb, buuurrn!" Q: How many of the BW aliens does it take to change a light bulb? A: "We have created a far superior light source and are doing an experiment to see if we can power it for four million years using unstable energon deposits we created on earth." Q: How many warriors on the Beast Planet does it take to change a light bulb? A: 14 billion. 10 million to operate the claw, and the rest of the population to rotate the planet. Q: How many Hasbro Employees does it take to change a light bulb? A1: Depends on what you want it to change into. A2: 15. 4 to design a changing light bulb, 10 assembly line workers to make the light bulb and one to change it into a robot. Q: How may TF fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: 11. 1 to change it and 10 to write fanfics about it. Q: How many Hasbro Interactive employees does it take to change a lightbulb? A: You wanted to know more about Lightbulb! Check out the answers below. We'll see you back at www.lightbulb.com When will the Lightbulb be available? Sony PlayStation bulbs will be available early December, in time for holiday gifts. PC versions will be available in February 1998. What are the computer requirements for the Lightbulb? Minimum System Requirements Operating System: Window 95. CD-ROM Drive: 4X Speed. Memory: 16Mb RAM. Hard Disk Space: 25Mb Free. Processor: Intel Pentium 100 or higher Video: Windows 95 compatible SVGA card. Sound: Windows 95 compatible sound card. DirectX: Requires DirectX version 5.0 compatible drivers. Recommended System Requirements Operating System: Window 95. CD-ROM Drive: 4X Speed. Memory: 16Mb RAM. Hard Disk Space: 70Mb Free. Processor: Pentium 166MMX or higher. Video: Windows 95 compatible SVGA card. 3D accelerator: 3DFX accelerator with 4Mb of RAM. Sound: Windows 95 compatible sound card. DirectX: Requires DirectX version 5.0 compatible drivers. Modem: 28.8 baud or higher. Input: Microsoft Force Feed Back Where can I buy the Lightbulb? Let the Battle of Lightbulb begin on your Sony PlayStation or PC by purchasing from your local software or console game retailer. Prices may vary. If you are unable to locate the game in your area, you can make purchases from our online store at www.hasbrointeractive.com or call 1-800-400-1352 for credit card purchases. Can you play multi-player games? Computer version: Yes, players battle against the computer or fight against another player in a multi-player competition over the Internet on the Internet Gaming Zone or using a LAN. PlayStation: One player battle to beat the computer. When will a playable demo of the Lightbulb be available? We plan to have a playable demo on the website in January 1998. Check back at www.lightbulb.com for updates on Lightbulb! See you there. (PS from Triceratron: Lightbulb is not a real product, so don't go to the address on the screen)